Tongue Firmly in Cheek
Apr. 6th, 2010 04:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
av8rmikeOops, forgot to post from DW first!
Now that we've thoroughly kicked around Catholicism from last week, on to the next controversial topic: the environment!
Observation: We got five feet of snow in February.
Conclusion: Global warming must be a myth.
Observation: It's now 91° outside, and it's the first week of April.
Obvious Conclusion: Global freezing must also be a myth.
Axiom: The globe is neither warming nor cooling.
Conclusion: All weather is a figment of your imagination.
Do they give out Nobel Prizes for logic?
Now that we've thoroughly kicked around Catholicism from last week, on to the next controversial topic: the environment!
Observation: We got five feet of snow in February.
Conclusion: Global warming must be a myth.
Observation: It's now 91° outside, and it's the first week of April.
Obvious Conclusion: Global freezing must also be a myth.
Axiom: The globe is neither warming nor cooling.
Conclusion: All weather is a figment of your imagination.
Do they give out Nobel Prizes for logic?
